Every day life humour

Don't normally have an intimate conversation with mi mum and dad, but under extreme circumstances I just had to. After this nonsense information that's got back to mi mother that I've hot a girlfriend apparently (I'd love to know who) any how the conversation spiralled of control . I expressed I love older women nothing more sexier than a woman who's experienced in giving you shit back with a hint of authority that could possibly give you the posture of a shitting dog. Wow what dreams would come.

Mi dad however burst my bubble. (Who the hell thru him a nut?) and risen to my tantrum and expressed this "Steven age have nothing to do with authority in a marriage situation! I for one am older than your mother and do you think I'm in charge? Well put it this way I haven't finished a episode of Star Trek since 1982, I still don't know if Spoks dead or alive!! I do how ever know that Carrie Bradshaw did eventually Marry Mr Big in the Sex and the City

Am confused. But who did throw him a nut?

the guy in satc is called big, not mr big... my girlfriend says.

I know what you mean, that stuff happens every day. Every dman day.