SCENE 1 LIVING ROOM INT, NIGHT
A man (Phil) in his mid 30's enters a living room through a door, he is obviously drunk, he gets himself a can of beer before crashing to the sofa, he takes a huge gulp and belches. After a few moments he pulls a laptop from the chair arm onto his knee and opens it up, he begins searching the internet whilst drinking his lager. (we can see he's looking at a website for call out hookers)he dials the number.
phil
Erm, yeah I'm just looking at your website and err, Lola looks nice..oh, really, well what about this other one Candice...yeah cool, what's she like? GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE, whats that?? yeah I'll have that one! what, an hour...fine...my address its...
Fade to dark.
Phil is stood looking out of the window, he sighs and checks his watch.
PHIL
The f**ks going on!?
Phil sits down on the sofa, there is a knock at the door, he jumps up and opens the door, a petite, attractive dark haired girl mid 20' wearing a short dress greets him.
Candice
HIYAAA
PHIL
Hiya, come in
Candice hurriedly pushed past Phil and into the front room, she sits on the sofa and takes her boots off
PHIL
you're a bit late aren't you?
CANDICE
Oh for f**ks sake don't start, you're always going on at me you are!
PHIL
but Ive been waiting for 2 hours..
CANDICE
Oh so what, I don't moan at you for going out with your mates...
Candice puts on a pair of big pink fluffy slippers
CANDICE
(cont)
do i???
PHIL
Well no but
Candice grabs the TV remote and changes the channel
CANDICE
God, whats this shit your watching!?
PHIL
But, I thought we might go upstairs?
Candice looks at Phil with disdain.
CANDICE
No! SHUT UP.
Candice looks at Phil
CANDICE
BREW!
A stunned Phil slopes off to the kitchen and re enters a few moments later with a cup of tea.
CANDICE
Right, don't get comfy, its raining out, so now I'm gonna send you to the shop.
she hands Phil a piece of paper.
CANDICE
Here's a list of shit they won't have, that'll be your fault.
PHIL
right
CANDICE
Get gone then, I want to moan at you when you get back for taking your time!
Phil shuffles out of the door, Candice pulls her face and 'tuts'
scene 2, outside, night
Phil is stood in the pissing down rain, he pulls out his mobile.
PHIL
Hello, yes, that girl you sent over,...yes Candice!!... she's perfect thank you.
end.
