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Those are some very neat little vingettes.

Especially the little talkers ones. I could see them as sketches that one in particular. Especially if you brought out that the kids were playing and communicating, but the parents were just awkward.

The chocolate box I would end on

"the one box I was outside was the box of chocolates."

Because they're inside of you, because you've eaten them.

Geddit?

I'll ged my coat.

cheers!
yep, geddit,

just finished them off! yum!