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stimarco

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September 2009
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A chair scrapes as it's occupant stands up nervously.

"Hi, I'm Sean... and I'm a writer!"

He faces a semi-circle of fellow sufferers of his addiction. They applaud.

"I... I once had a 'proper job' making video games, but I burned out and fell into... into..."

"Go on! You can say it!"

"I fell into... writing! There! I said it! I've been writing for money, on and off, since 1998. I've written non-fiction, fiction and even user guides, but almost exclusively within the games industry. And now I must... I crave... I..."

"It's okay, Sean! We understand!"

"I... I _have_ to write!"

Sean sits down slowly, weeping. A fellow sufferer goes to comfort the poor wretch. Sean looks up to thank him, hurriedly hiding his notepad and pen.

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