Born to parents of both sexes in June 1973, my life hasn't amounted to much apart from that time I lived in the United States, invented the internet and foolishly passed on the idea to Bill Gates.
On returning to the UK I took a part time job as Michael Winner's underwear. The Ad in the paper read, "The pay is good, but the hours stink".

And here I am, with a sitcom ready and waiting to go, to anyone brave enough to work out that I'm serious about stupidity.