Hi, I'm a Glasgow Based 42 yr old with a broken body and an open mind. i've been writing and occasionally performing stand up for a while now but never tried to get any used by others. i've written one funny book and one not so funny, no publishers yet. i write a lot, no really a lot, lots of ideas, sketches, shorts, half a sut com, plays n stuff. not working at the moment cos i'm an archaeologist with a dodgy back so i write a lot. i work on a lot of ideas but i guess i'd prefer to collaborate,for the fun of doing so as well as success, fame, money, public adulation, respect, failure, public humiliation, rejection, alcoholism, the 'i was desperate and i only did it for the money and any way why shouldn't i' moment in my life and ultimately of course the autobiography serialised in twelve parts in the Readers Digest. i'm new to the site so HI, how you all doin'? what d'ya get up to in this forum?