The Secret Reviewer #24: Relocation, Relocation

Every month our clandestine critic reveals the murky truths behind that infamous trade, and live comedy generally. This month: Should we all just move to Scotland?

It probably seems a bit of a strange question for people down south, at the end of a month where much of England was bathed in glorious sunshine while it snowed in Glasgow, but valid all the same. Once the go-ahead is given to get back out and do things, should we seriously think about moving to Scotland?

This doesn't apply to the lucky people already in Scotland, of course, and I'm not sure...