Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
- 2001 - 2011
- 79 episodes (9 series)
Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.
- Series 7, Episode 7 repeated tomorrow at 9pm on BBC3
Streaming rank this week: 1,723
Episode menu
Series 9, Episode 5 - Shagger
Further details
Cassie and Billy are in lust and she couldn't be happier. But Billy thinks their sex life is affecting his football and tries to cool things. But Cassie isn't having any of it and takes it upon herself to compete with the touchline Wags.
Gaz, determined to walk again, ropes in Donna, Billy and Tim to get him up and out of his wheelchair. Tim joins the smartphone revolution in a bid to find love through dating apps - until love walks straight through The Archer's door in the form of Leonard.
Donna is missing Janet and Louise and, desperate for a girly chat, decides to recruit a new best friend, which results in an amazing turnaround for Gaz.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Tuesday 17th May 2011
- Time
- 10:30pm
- Channel
- BBC Three
- Length
- 30 minutes
Repeats
Show past repeats
| Date | Time | Channel |
|---|---|---|
| Wednesday 18th May 2011 | 12:45am | BBC3 |
| Wednesday 18th May 2011 | 11:20pm | BBC3 |
| Thursday 19th May 2011 | 3:00am | BBC3 |
| Friday 20th May 2011 | 9:00pm | BBC3 |
| Friday 20th May 2011 | 11:50pm | BBC3 |
| Sunday 22nd May 2011 | 11:30pm | BBC3 |
| Monday 23rd May 2011 | 1:55am | BBC3 |
| Tuesday 31st May 2011 | 3:15am | BBC3 |
| Sunday 2nd October 2011 | 1:10am | BBC3 |
| Sunday 2nd October 2011 | 3:40am | BBC3 |
| Friday 30th December 2011 | 2:30am | BBC3 |
| Thursday 17th April 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
| Friday 18th April 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
| Monday 30th June 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
| Tuesday 1st July 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
| Sunday 17th August 2014 | 12:00am | VIVA |
| Sunday 17th August 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
| Thursday 4th September 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
| Friday 5th September 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
| Wednesday 5th November 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
| Thursday 6th November 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
| Tuesday 17th September 2019 | 10:15pm | Gold |
| Wednesday 18th September 2019 | 1:50am | Gold |
| Wednesday 27th November 2019 | 10:00pm | Gold |
| Saturday 4th March 2023 | 9:50pm | BBC3 |
| Saturday 29th July 2023 | 9:30pm | BBC3 |
| Sunday 30th July 2023 | 2:35am | BBC3 |
| Saturday 23rd December 2023 | 11:15pm | BBC3 |
| Sunday 24th December 2023 | 2:30am | BBC3 |
Cast & crew
| Natalie Casey | Donna Henshaw |
| Will Mellor | Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson |
| Luke Gell | Tim |
| Georgia Henshaw | Cassie |
| Freddie Hogan | Billy |
| Samuel Barnett | Leonard |
| Kerry Howard | Hazel (Vegetarian Environmentalist) |
| Gemma Arrowsmith | Put Upon Girl |
| Nadia Kamil | Vampire Girl |
| Victoria Oates | Fluffy Girl |
| Jiggy Bhore | Twee Woman |
| Rosalyn Wright | Anna |
| Hannah Dodd | Kerri |
| Robin Taylor | Writer |
| David Cantor | Writer |
| Nick Wood | Director |
| Michelle Farr-Scott (as Michelle Farr) | Producer |
| Micheál Jacob | Executive Producer |
| Susan Nickson | Executive Producer |
| Mark Lawrence | Editor |
| Harry Banks | Production Designer |
| Rhys Adams | Composer |
Videos
Cassie And Billy Are Like Rabbits
Cassie and Billy reveal too much about the kitchen utensils they use in the bedroom.
View this clip on the BBC website
Featuring: Georgia Henshaw (Cassie) & Freddie Hogan (Billy).
Gaz Gets Motivated With Porn
Donna tries to motivate Gaz to walk again, the only way she knows how - with his favourite porn.
View this clip on the BBC website
Featuring: Natalie Casey (Donna Henshaw) & Will Mellor (Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson).
Tim's Wing-Wang Misunderstanding
Tim rather overreacts when Leonard simply says 'hey', and accuses him of being a pervert.
View this clip on the BBC website
Featuring: Natalie Casey (Donna Henshaw), Luke Gell (Tim) & Samuel Barnett (Leonard).