The Wrong Door. Image shows from L to R: Lady Libido (Pippa Haywood), Dr Fox (Neil Fox), Captain Justice (Alex Macqueen). Copyright: BBC.

The Wrong Door

BBC Three sketch show. 6 episodes (1 series) in 2008. Stars Pippa Haywood, Rasmus Hardiker, Alex Macqueen, MyAnna Buring, Ingrid Oliver, Lucy Cudden, Lorna Watson and others.

Series 1

The Annoying Thing. Copyright: BBC.

1. The World's Most Annoying Creature

First broadcast: Thursday 28th August 2008

When a genetic bioweapons experiment goes wrong, the boffins at Commander Kevin Cheeks' military test lab accidentally create The World's Most Annoying Creature, which promptly escapes. Elsewhere, a 50-foot robot called Xotang terrorises London; the Booze Fairies terrorise Rasmus Hardiker; office worker Gavin encounters The Boss; and a lovestruck dinosaur called Philip causes chaos.

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The Wrong Door. Image shows from L to R: Zina Badran, Luke Bailey. Copyright: BBC.

2. Njarnia

First broadcast: Thursday 4th September 2008

Ed and Lucy buy a cheap self-assembly wardrobe which leads them to the fantastical, but slightly rubbish, land of Njarnia.

Back in the 'normal' parallel universe of The Wrong Door, viewers meet unfortunate wannabe superhero Rocketman and the monster who lives in the office stationery cupboard; Philip the Dinosaur goes bowling; there's an intriguing new weight-loss cure; and a water-cooler moment viewers probably won't want to share.

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The Wrong Door. Chris Hannon. Copyright: BBC.

3. The Smutty Aliens

First broadcast: Thursday 11th September 2008

Chief Inspector Barnes of the Met struggles to balance his budget, while the offices of Baum Technologies find themselves with an unusual pest control problem.

Meanwhile, Lisa discovers that her boyfriend can make himself invisible, Trampoline Transit Ltd demonstrate an innovative commuting alternative and Susan is abducted by the Smutty Aliens ... on her birthday.

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The Wrong Door. John Nicholson. Copyright: BBC.

4. The Train Pirates

First broadcast: Thursday 18th September 2008

The Train Pirates strike fear into the hearts of Britain's commuters. Britain's most eccentric military boffin, Commander Kevin Cheeks, shows off his latest gadgets; masked vigilante The Raven puts in an appearance; and Melanie introduces Philip The Dinosaur to her friends.

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5. The Wizard Of Office

First broadcast: Thursday 25th September 2008

When Dorothy Tempest's office is hit by a tornado she is transported to the far-from-magical land of Oswestry, where her desk lands on Justin Beales, the Regional Sales Director for the East.

There's more disappointing magic when Louise and Tom visit the so-called Magical Wood; the world's most dangerous restaurant gets a visit; and Transformo and Perky Girl audition for Superhero Tryouts.

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The Wrong Door. Ninja Master (Burt Kwouk). Copyright: BBC.

6. Bondo

First broadcast: Thursday 2nd October 2008

In a world inhabited by the warring factions of clowns, ninjas and pirates, Commander Bondo of the Clown Secret Service is tasked with thwarting a dastardly ninja plot to assassinate Captain Goitre. The leader of the Train Pirates comes under threat.

Meanwhile, Melanie's relationship with Philip the Dinosaur reaches breaking point and Xotang the giant robot's holiday plans are ruined when he forgets his passport.

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