Living with his daughter, Susan, and her new partner, Victoria, is taking its toll on Gerald. Victoria turns out to be a bathroom hogger and Gerald is therefore forced to make use of the facilities at work.
Gerald and the Health and Safety team are under pressure from the Mayor of Baselricky to prove that playing conkers is dangerous enough to warrant safety measures. Meanwhile, Susan pushes Gerald to invite his ex-wife Valerie over to start repairing the family rift.
The Town Council building is under threat from a mysterious thief who keeps stealing all the toilet paper from the gentlemen's loos. Back at the Wright household, Susan discovers she is being taken to a tribunal by a disgruntled ex-employer.
Gerald seizes the opportunity to write his very own renowned hazard warning after accidentally stabbing himself with a pin. Meanwhile, Victoria and Susan prepare for the Big Ballroom Night dance contest.