Quotes

Talking on the phone to Annie

I'm down in the smoking room and no-one's got a light, so could you pop down with yours? Well, could you leave your appraisal for five minutes?

Robin (Robert Webb)

You wouldn't catch me at one of those festivals. Three days in a tent, shitting in a bucket like the victim of a natural disaster.

Robin (Robert Webb)

I've only ever heckled once in my whole life: our Laura's tap recital. And it was for her own good, she was never going to make it and the classes were like £8 an hour.

Lilian (Paula Wilcox)

There is no excuse for effing and blinding at our visitors, unless they are quoting ridiculous prices for stock, then they can go fuck themselves.

Sharon (Siobhan Redmond)

You start life off with so many ambitions: family, career... your own pet chimp.

Lilian (Paula Wilcox)