| Spike Milligan |
Mr. Rembrandt (Series 0-1) |
| John Bird |
Mr. Van Gogh (Series 0-1) |
| Frank Carson |
Paddy O'Brien (Series 0-1) |
| Alexandra Dane |
Nefertiti Skupinski (Series 0-1) |
| Robert Dorning |
Colonel Grope (Series 0-1) |
| Trevor Butler |
Luigi O'Reilly |
| Burt Kwouk |
Eric Lee Fung |
| John Bluthal |
Richard Armitage |
| Bill Kerr |
Bluey Notts |
| Tony Brothers (as Anthony Brothers) |
Sheik Yamani (Series 0-1) |
| Jules Walter |
Policeman (Series 0-1) |
| William Shearer |
Dwarf |
| Derek Martin |
Matches Seller |
| T-Bone Wilson |
Various |
| Julia Breck |
Various |