Competition comes calling, as Jack and Victor vie to become the new cover star of Twilight Monthly. Meanwhile Winston and Joe battle it out for the affections of a stray cat

Jack is surprised by Victor's surprising make-over. Victor claims he's mixing it up a bit but Jack wangles the truth out of his pal - Twilight Monthly magazine is looking for a new cover star. He reveals they're after a new person who looks a million dollars, a photogenic jet-setter who'll sell magazines to the older market - and Victor thinks he fits the bill.

At The Clansman, Victor's dismayed to discover a few of the regulars also fancy themselves as cover stars and that this dream job isn't going to be easy to win.

Meanwhile, over at the shop, Navid notices stock is going missing and suspects that schoolboy Darren is the sneaky shoplifter. However, Navid quickly realises he'll have to use all his cunning to catch this hungry little culprit red-handed.

Winston tries to capture a beast of his own after discovering a stray cat has wandered into his close. He attempts to lure the cat with a saucer of milk but his neighbour Joe also has desires to win the cat's affections. It's a battle to find out who's the cat's whiskers and who'll be a feline flop.