Winston's had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day and get to meet a Ken Dodd look-a-like.

Isa phones Victor to tell him that Hughie Reid has just thrown himself out of his window. Victor collects money for his widow in the Clansman and Victor, Jack and Isa then visit her to donate the money.

It turns out his widow, Ella, is the double of Ken Dodd! Hughie had worked for a wedding car hire company and while they are visiting Ella, Hughie's boss phones to say that he needs the car this weekend for 2 weddings.

Meanwhile Winston visits the housing department as he is fed up living in Craiglang. He is offered a house by the sea in Finport, which he decides to take.

Jack and Victor drive the wedding car and come across Fergie who tells them that he is getting married to Sinead and would love it if she could be picked up on her wedding day by the big car. Jack and Victor end up at Fergie's stag night, get pissed and tie Fergie up to a pole. The wedding party are livid that Fergie stood Sinead up at the registry office... and it's all Jack and Victor's fault.

Meanwhile Winston heads off to a new start his new life in Finport.