The dreaded dinner lady serves up another weighty helping in the canteen; the blueberry cook tries a spot of decorating; there is another tantalising spread on offer at the party buffet.

Senior citizens Jasmine and Prudith try to order takeaway pizza for the first time.

The Deer Club also sees some strange new arrivals as some members reluctantly bring along their cousins. Meanwhile, Tammy's unwanted storyteller creeps up at an inopportune moment in her chess game, and Ross and his grandad plan a football match on North Barrasay, where he is the only member of the team.