Television
TV schedule Friday 31st March 2017
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 25 - More About SoftThe Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dentally UnstableJaney starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael's latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
Carters Get Rich
Episode 1The family get news of their windfall and Tony tries to retain some sense of normalcy by continuing plans for family bonfire night.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Decline And Fall
Episode 1Expelled from Oxford, Paul Pennyfeather takes a position as a teacher at a substandard boarding school in rural Wales.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
Comedy Bigmouths
Episode 1 - Ross NobleTopical stand-up comedy and sketches with a live studio audience, taking the pulse of the nation as they explore the world of current affairs and news from the last seven days. Award-winning comedy star and current affairs expert Ian Stone is the host and MC, alongside fellow comedians Zoe Lyons, Geoff Norcott and Ian Moore. Comedian Ross Noble is the special guest.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 2 - If You Put A Sausage In It, It's Not A ViennettaDave explores the perils of stock photography modelling and recruits his favourite celeb for an experiment.
The Nightly Show
Episode 25Gordon Ramsay is joined by John Legend and next week's host, Bradley Walsh.
The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 10In this week's show stars of the new West End play The Philanthropist, Charlotte Ritchie, Simon Bird and Tom Rosenthal are live in the studio to help the team to dissect the week's events.
Bottom
Series 3, Episode 6 - CarnivalWhen the local carnival ends in a riot, the boys go out looting. Richie grabs a video camera from the back of a BBC van, and they decide to find fame through filming their own movies.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 5 - JungleDixon Bainbridge, owner of the Zoo-niverse, is intent on selling to the highest bidder.
Mock The Week
Series 6, Highlights SpecialA special compilation show packed full of out-takes and best bits from the sixth series.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 5Manchester City defender Joleon Lescott, presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Jon Richardson are the guests on the show this week.
Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 5Footballer Michail Antonio, tennis matriarch Judy Murray and comedian Joel Dommett join the teams, with comedian Romesh Ranganathan returning as Frank's regular wingman and fellow funnyman Seann Walsh keeping an eye on the scores.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 6 - CharlieHoward is hell bent on a career as a serious writer in the hope that he'll improve his chances with Mrs Gideon.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 3Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.