Alexia and Claireparker are driving the rest of the team mad with their constant childish competitions to prove which one of them is the best.

Meanwhile, Romford and Riley unwittingly bring a terrifying bug into the console after a session of online play. They are instructed by the Quartermaster to fumigate the console, whilst the rest of the gang hide away in the training room.

To make it more bearable, the training room will become a country meadow and they can have a camping holiday. What with Aethelwynne's bad packing, Alexia and Claireparker's constant competing, and Rex's return to nature, it isn't a restful holiday by any means, and they are desperate to return to the console. But how long will it take Romford and Riley to get rid of the bug?