Mutiny, cannibalism and disease ensue when the team are relocated to a desert island on a survival holiday.

Paul Jackson decides to send the Good Guys to live on a desert island as part of a new documentary.

Beech refuses to let his men attend a survival course, as he believes his fully trained team can cope with anything. On arrival, Beach uses all their fresh water for a shower and eats all their biscuits. The Good Guys are marooned with no food or fresh water. They also have no wood for a fire so they end up burning their uniforms.

In the end, de Sade and Bill decide to rebel and look after themselves, Mark and Strings join them. Bones remains with Beach and Ray but before long Beach is beginning to have all sorts of fantasies about what tasty dishes he could create from the lovely porky Bones.

The rebels are doing very well for themselves thanks to de Sade and Bill who have managed to bribe the BBC film crew to bring them supplies.

Beach and Ray are getting hungrier and their friendship is severely tested. Matters are made worse, when they meet Donna Air (who is also filming a documentary on survival), she and Ray hit it off and she shares her food with him.

Beach tries to lure Ray back to him by showing him a lake he has found. Donna warns him it contains leaches and before long Beach is covered with them and ends up very ill. This is too much for Paul Jackson who demands the Good Guys be removed at once.