Quotes

Carter would usually pondering this question but replacing the name with other well educated or well know figures.

I wonder what Jean-Paul Gaultier is doing tonight?

Carter (Robert Lindsay)

Carter is trying to encourage Mr. Benson the psychiatrist to teach a chicken the mouth organ.

Carter: Look at that time we tried to teach a goat to ride a bicycle... Because it couldn't change gear properly we lost heart, didn't we?

Carter (Robert Lindsay)

Regularly said almost every episode whenever any of the three principle cast members enter a room they would repeat this quote.

(Said when the three principle cast members enter the room)
Sarge: Is anybody there?
Bell & Carter: There's nobody here but us chickens.
(Chicken arm movements)