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ITV sketch show featuring puppets. 12 episodes (2 series), 2015 - 2016. Stars Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Lewis Macleod, Simon Greenall and others.

Series 1, Episode 5

In the aftermath of the General Election, Nicola Sturgeon has so many seats she offers a few to a sad-looking Nick Clegg; Professor Brian Cox explains scientists' attempts to split And & Dec; and David Cameron sings about the gullibility of the public.

Broadcast details

Wednesday 13th May 2015
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Jon Culshaw Various (Voice)
Debra Stephenson Various (Voice)
Lewis Macleod Various (Voice)
Simon Greenall Various (Voice)
Jon Clegg Additional Characters (Voice)
Jess Robinson Additional Characters (Voice)
Duncan Wisbey Additional Characters (Voice)
Writing team
Pete Sinclair Writer
Madeleine Brettingham Writer
Dan Gaster Writer
Jason Hazeley Writer
Sarah Morgan Writer
Joel Morris Writer
Tom Neenan Writer
Annabel Port Writer
Colin Swash Writer
Tom Jamieson Writer
Nev Fountain Writer
Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Writer
Dave Cohen Writer
Production team
Dominic Brigstocke Director
George Kane Director
Giles Pilbrow Series Producer
Bethan Gorman Producer
Caroline Norris Executive Producer
Phil Chalk Executive Producer
Nick Peto Editor
Mike Holliday Editor
Margaret Spohrer Production Designer
Richie Webb Composer
Matt Katz Composer


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