Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width. Image shows from L to R: Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen (John Bluthal), Patrick Kelly (Joe Lynch).

Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

ITV sitcom about a pair of tailors. 40 episodes (pilot + 6 series), 1967 - 1971. Stars John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear, Cyril Shaps and others.

Series 5, Episode 3 - Twenty Years On

Upon the 20th anniversary of the Cohen/Kelly partnership, Manny remembers how he and Patrick first met and began working together. Mellowed by the occasion - and by several bottles of win - they recall their early struggles and bare their consciences ...

Patrick feels compelled to confess to something that has been on his conscience for the past two decades. Then he discovers that Manny, too, has a skeleton dangling in the cupboard ...

Broadcast details

Tuesday 29th December 1970
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
John Bluthal Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen
Joe Lynch Patrick Kelly
Bernard Spear Adolf Lewtas
Guest cast
Blake Butler Mr. Whitehead
Writing team
Vince Powell Writer
Harry Driver Writer
Production team
Ronnie Baxter Producer
Bill Palmer Production Designer