Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width. Image shows from L to R: Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen (John Bluthal), Patrick Kelly (Joe Lynch).

Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

ITV sitcom about a pair of tailors. 40 episodes (pilot + 6 series), 1967 - 1971. Stars John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear, Cyril Shaps and others.

Series 4, Episode 6 - Only Four Can Play

When it comes to the fair sex, Kelly reckons he's a "killer" but Cohen, on the other hand, is unnerved by the mere sight of a nude female dummy. So Kelly decides he can give the painfully shy Manny the benefit of his experience.

Broadcast details

Thursday 30th July 1970
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
John Bluthal Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen
Joe Lynch Patrick Kelly
Guest cast
Victor Maddern Hotel clerk
Stella Tanner Dot
Julie Martin Rita
Martin Dempsey Murphy
Lane Meddick Man in the bar
Writing team
Vince Powell Writer
Harry Driver Writer
Production team
Alan Tarrant Director
Alan Tarrant Producer
Norman Garwood Production Designer