Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width. Image shows from L to R: Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen (John Bluthal), Patrick Kelly (Joe Lynch).

Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

ITV sitcom about a pair of tailors. 40 episodes (pilot + 6 series), 1967 - 1971. Stars John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear, Cyril Shaps and others.

Series 4

1. Blood Is Thinner Than Water

First broadcast: Thursday 25th June 1970

It looks as though Patrick will be out of a job when Manny has to find room in the business for his cousin Lionel. It's either break the partnership or the 11th commandment "Thou shalt keep it in the family" ...


2. Without Prejudice

First broadcast: Thursday 2nd July 1970

Manny brushes aside Kelly's slur that his religious prejudice against pigs automatically makes him a bigot - but he soon realises that prejudice does not discriminate amongst people ...


3. New Worlds For Old

First broadcast: Thursday 9th July 1970

Cohen and Kelly have put the business up for sale including their pictures of Moshe Dayan and Pope Paul. They intend to emigrate to Australia but is the 'New World' ready for them?


4. What You've Never Had You Never Miss

First broadcast: Thursday 16th July 1970

Patrick and Manny have taken a day off to go to the races and it looks as though they could be a £1000 up if Manny's hunch pays off...


5. Miracles To Measure

First broadcast: Thursday 23rd July 1970

It is written that the Jewish people will find their Messiah and he will be "Born of the House of David" - but they never said he would be wandering around Whitechapel!


6. Only Four Can Play

First broadcast: Thursday 30th July 1970

When it comes to the fair sex, Kelly reckons he's a "killer" but Cohen, on the other hand, is unnerved by the mere sight of a nude female dummy. So Kelly decides he can give the painfully shy Manny the benefit of his experience.


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