Mongrels. Image shows from L to R: Destiny, Nelson, Kali, Marion, Vince. Copyright: BBC.


BBC Three sitcom. 17 episodes (pilot + 2 series), 2010 - 2011. Stars Tony Way, Rufus Jones, Lucy Montgomery, Katy Brand, Dan Tetsell, Paul Kaye, Ruth Bratt and Felix Dexter.

Series 2, Episode 7 - Kali And The Psychological Warfare

Kali embarks on a campaign of psychological warfare against Vanessa Feltz. Marion tries to impress a long lost son with his special brand of fatherly advice. Destiny adopts extreme measures to get her paws on a decrepit old dog's unusually squeaky toy. Nelson tries his hand at matchmaking.

Further details

Mongrels. Image shows from L to R: Vanessa Feltz, Marion. Copyright: BBC.

Song: Smoking Makes You Look Cool - Sung by Marion.
Written by Adam Kay and James Farrell.

Broadcast details

Monday 12th December 2011
BBC Three
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Tony Way Gary
    Rufus Jones Nelson (Voice)
    Lucy Montgomery Destiny (Voice)
    Katy Brand Kali (Voice)
    Dan Tetsell Marion (Voice)
    Paul Kaye Vince (Voice)
    Guest cast
    Billy Seymour Neil
    Natalie Jayne Batten Denise
    Jordan Young Denise's Boyfriend
    Vanessa Feltz Self
    Anthea Turner Self
    Ruth Bratt Leslie (Voice)
    Writing team
    Daniel Peak Writer
    Dan Tetsell Writer (Additional Material)
    Henry White Writer (Additional Material)
    Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
    Jon Brown Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Adam Miller Director
    Stephen McCrum Producer
    Mark Freeland Executive Producer
    Nigel Williams Editor
    Simon Rogers Production Designer
    Joe Henson Composer
    Richie Webb Composer


    Vince can't read

    Destiny wants Vince to read some offensive graffiti.

    Featuring: Lucy Montgomery (Destiny), Paul Kaye (Vince), Felix Dexter (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

    Smoking Makes You Look "Cool"

    Marion gives his son Leslie some terrible advice in this urban song.

    Featuring: Dan Tetsell (Marion), Ruth Bratt (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

    Destiny's Poledance

    Destiny tries to entice an elderly dog into giving her his squeaky toy in exchange for a rather exotic display.

    Featuring: Lucy Montgomery (Destiny), Felix Dexter (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

    Marion's Ex-Girlfriend

    Marion bumps into an ex-lover who is less than impressed to see him.

    Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Dan Tetsell (Marion).


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