Mongrels. Image shows from L to R: Destiny, Nelson, Kali, Marion, Vince. Copyright: BBC.


BBC Three sitcom animals in London. 17 episodes (pilot + 2 series), 2010 - 2011. Stars Tony Way, Rufus Jones, Lucy Montgomery, Katy Brand and others.

Series 2, Episode 7 - Kali And The Psychological Warfare

Kali embarks on a campaign of psychological warfare against Vanessa Feltz. Marion tries to impress a long lost son with his special brand of fatherly advice. Destiny adopts extreme measures to get her paws on a decrepit old dog's unusually squeaky toy. Nelson tries his hand at matchmaking.

Further details

Mongrels. Image shows from L to R: Vanessa Feltz, Marion. Copyright: BBC.

Song: Smoking Makes You Look Cool - Sung by Marion.
Written by Adam Kay and James Farrell.

Broadcast details

Monday 12th December 2011
BBC Three
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Tony Way Gary
Rufus Jones Nelson (Voice)
Lucy Montgomery Destiny (Voice)
Katy Brand Kali (Voice)
Dan Tetsell Marion (Voice)
Paul Kaye Vince (Voice)
Guest cast
Billy Seymour Neil
Natalie Jayne Batten Denise
Jordan Young Denise's Boyfriend
Vanessa Feltz Self
Anthea Turner Self
Ruth Bratt Leslie (Voice)
Writing team
Daniel Peak Writer
Dan Tetsell Writer (Additional Material)
Henry White Writer (Additional Material)
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Jon Brown Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Adam Miller Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Mark Freeland Executive Producer


Vince can't read

Destiny wants Vince to read some offensive graffiti.

Featuring: Lucy Montgomery (Destiny), Paul Kaye (Vince), Felix Dexter (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

Smoking Makes You Look "Cool"

Marion gives his son Leslie some terrible advice in this urban song.

Featuring: Dan Tetsell (Marion), Ruth Bratt (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

Destiny's Poledance

Destiny tries to entice an elderly dog into giving her his squeaky toy in exchange for a rather exotic display.

Featuring: Lucy Montgomery (Destiny), Felix Dexter (Ensemble (Various Roles)).

Marion's Ex-Girlfriend

Marion bumps into an ex-lover who is less than impressed to see him.

Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Dan Tetsell (Marion).


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