Mongrels. Image shows from L to R: Destiny, Nelson, Kali, Marion, Vince. Copyright: BBC.


BBC Three sitcom animals in London. 17 episodes (pilot + 2 series), 2010 - 2011. Stars Tony Way, Rufus Jones, Lucy Montgomery, Katy Brand and others.

Series 2, Episode 4 - Nelson And The C***'s Speech

It's Vince's wedding day and Nelson is thrilled to be his best man. Now all he has to do is to find just one nice thing to say about Vince in his speech - or die. Destiny adopts a high-risk strategy to avoid sitting at the singles' table. Kali is faced with a difficult dilemma over the wedding buffet - is it acceptable to eat your own cousin?

Further details

Mongrels. Marion. Copyright: BBC.

Song: Vince Is A Massive C*** - Sung by Vince, with Nelson and various others.
Written by Adam Miller.

Broadcast details

Monday 21st November 2011
BBC Three
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Tony Way Gary
Rufus Jones Nelson (Voice)
Lucy Montgomery Destiny (Voice)
Katy Brand Kali (Voice)
Dan Tetsell Marion (Voice)
Paul Kaye Vince (Voice)
Felix Dexter Ensemble (Various Roles) (Voice)
Guest cast
Tom Knight Vicar
Ruth Bratt Penny (Voice)
Writing team
Jon Brown Writer
Daniel Peak Writer (Additional Material)
Henry White Writer (Additional Material)
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Dan Tetsell Writer
Production team
Adam Miller Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Mark Freeland Executive Producer


The Island

What goes on on the island stays on the island...

Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Paul Kaye (Vince).

Twilight Parody

The Mongrels take on Twilight.

Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Dan Tetsell (Marion).

Freaky Friday Parody

The Mongrels take on the movie Freaky Friday.

Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Dan Tetsell (Marion), Paul Kaye (Vince).

The I'm A ****** Song

A song where Vince finally comes to terms with the fact he's a massive ******

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Featuring: Rufus Jones (Nelson), Paul Kaye (Vince), Ruth Bratt (Ensemble (Various Roles)), Felix Dexter (Ensemble (Various Roles)).


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