Series 1, Episode 5 - Kali The Genetic Engineer
Nelson's effete French penfriend Christian arrives for a visit and starts behaving uncharacteristically badly, exhibiting mood swings and frothing at the mouth. Yes, it seems Christian has rabies. Nelson and Marion must contain the disease and save their friends.
Destiny discovers that her gorgeous new boyfriend Archie is in fact a pimp organised by her owner Gary to get Destiny to produce some pedigree pups. Destiny decides to teach Gary a lesson.
When Kali is caught up in a pigeon cull, she resolves to take over the world and take revenge on humankind by creating the pigeox - half pigeon, half fox. All she needs to bring her invention to life is a bit of help from a passing fox, like Nelson, or, failing that, his vicious friend Vince.
Song: My Destiny - Sung by Nelson, stopped by Destiny.
Written by Adam Miller.
Some sources give this episode the unofficial title Rabies.
- Tuesday 20th July 2010
- BBC Three
- 30 minutes
- Thursday 22nd July 2010 at 12:30am on BBC3
- Friday 23rd July 2010 at 9:30pm on BBC3
- Saturday 24th July 2010 at 12:50am on BBC3
- Sunday 25th July 2010 at 11:15pm on BBC3
- Friday 24th December 2010 at 12:15am on BBC3
- Wednesday 27th July 2011 at 12:45am on BBC3
- Wednesday 27th July 2011 at 3:15am on BBC3
- Saturday 30th July 2011 at 1:15am on BBC3
- Saturday 30th July 2011 at 3:45am on BBC3
- Monday 31st October 2011 at 2:30am on BBC3
- Friday 10th May 2013 at 11:20pm on Dave
- Monday 28th April 2014 at 1:55am on Dave
- Wednesday 1st October 2014 at 2:20am on Dave
- Monday 22nd December 2014 at 3:15am on Dave
- Saturday 24th January 2015 at 2:55am on Dave
- Tuesday 10th February 2015 at 1:55am on Dave
- Monday 7th March 2016 at 2:00am on BBC3
Cast & crew
|Rufus Jones||Nelson (Voice)|
|Lucy Montgomery||Destiny (Voice)|
|Katy Brand||Kali (Voice)|
|Paul Kaye||Vince (Voice)|
|Tony Way||Gary (Destiny's Owner)|
|Ruth Bratt||Ensemble (Various Roles) (Voice)|
|Nathaniel Martello-White (as Nathaniel M White)||Boy|
|Duncan Wisbey||Ensemble (Various Roles) (Voice)|
|Simon Lipson||Ensemble (Various Roles) (Voice)|
|Dan Tetsell||Writer (Additional Material)|
|Danielle Ward||Writer (Additional Material)|
|Paul Mayhew-Archer||Script Editor|
|Mark Freeland||Exec Producer|
|Simon Rogers||Production Designer|
Kali explains her new evil plan to take over the world via PowerPoint, much to the disgust of Nelson. He is not keen on fathering a pigeon-fox hybrid - a pigox.
Nelson's French penpal Christian is visiting the Isle of Dogs. However, Nelson is not sure where to take him for dinner, so asks the rest of the Mongrels for suggestions.