Perrier award-winning Milton Jones performs his distinctly quirky brand of quick-fire stand-up at the Arts Theatre in London.

If you've never seen Milton Jones before, it's time you got onboard the bus of weirdness with this rising star of the British stand-up scene.

A cross between the legendary US comedian Emo Phillips and Britain's own gagmeister general Tim Vine, here are a few sample jokes from Milton's sell-out Universe tour: "I was sitting in traffic today... and I got run over"; "If you want to confuse a girl, buy her a pair of chocolate shoes"; "Militant feminists, I take my hat off to you... they don't like that."

A classic one-liner comedian - he's been around longer than you think, and won of the Perrier Best Newcomer Award in 1996 - this one-off shows off Milton at his best, with plenty of wild hair, mad eyes and very funny surrealism.

This is a TV edit of the 2009 Universe Tour Part One: Earth.