London Irish

Packy bumps into Ryan, an old friend from home who sustained a serious injury whilst covering his shift. His lingering guilt initially gets the better of him, but things seem unlikely to end well.

Packy bumps into an old friend from home, Ryan. Ryan's a lovely fella - friendly, polite and missing a hand. It got shot off during a hold-up at the garage he used to work in. With Packy. When he was covering Packy's shift. So as far as the others are concerned Packy practically had him shot...

In a fit of guilt, Packy decides to donate the proceeds of tonight's pub quiz to Ryan's cause. Bronagh is dubious about going to the quiz and only agrees to come when she hears the prize is a three litre bottle of vodka. However even this starts to lose its appeal when Ryan turns up and Bronagh realises she's met him before. In fact she slept with him. At a fancy dress party. Where he was dressed as Captain Hook. And what she can't quite work out is how many hands he had at the time...

It takes all of Packy's powers of persuasion to stop Bronagh confronting Ryan there and then. And just to make his night a little better Niamh brings her smack-dealing, ex-jailbird boyfriend, Tyson, who happens to really, really hate Packy...