Oooooosh! Forget about t' Kardashians, TOWIE or that Chelsea fing. Here it is, the real reality show that keeps it really real. Cameras on me twenty-four seven! Even when I go t' toilet to let stuff come out of me body.

Join me in my life whilst I live it with lots of famous people that ya know and love from t' telly like Danny Dyer, Paddy McGuinness, Kelly Brook, Holly & Fearne, Verne Troyer, the Fonz! Join me as I meck a sex tape, almost bring Back To The Future The Musical to the west end and release a first class pop R&B track at a high standard. Join me as I fall to bits as I breck up from the only girl that I ever sort of truly loved but got over quite quickly as soon as I got off with someone else fitterer. By that hurt me soul. Join me as I go to Hollywood and get off with Tara Reid from that American Pie film. Join me as I meck me acting début on Corrie!

Join me on this three-disc bang tidy DVD that's ace! All t' best! - Keith

This set is packed with extras, including almost an hour of deleted scenes.

First released: Monday 18th November 2013

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