Final spin of Hasselhoff's record in the current series, and a move upmarket for the star as a European arthouse flick beckons. What price credibility? Well, it does mean slumming it in remote Romania at the behest of a brutally eccentric director from the Herzog school (played by Kevin Eldon). Not only that, but there's an anti-flounce clause in the contract that would fine the Hoff the equivalent of the film's entire production budget if he tries to make a hasty exit.