George demonstrates his home-made TV set
George: "Right, BBC it is. That's 365 degrees Fahrenheit."
Gabrielle: "I beg your pardon?"
George: "360 degrees Fahrenheit.
Gabrielle stares in confusion
George: "Well, oh, my channel selector knob wouldn't work so I swapped it with the cooker, you see? ITV is 210 degrees, and BBC 2 is 'simmer'."
Gabrielle: "Oh. And what do I do with the Sunday joint, put it in the oven for 2 hours on Channel 9?!"in Series 3, Episode 3
George prepares to try 'Pharoah's Face Pack'
[Reading face pack instructions] '10 minutes can make you look 10 years younger.'
He examines his face in the mirror
I'll give it a couple of hours, I think.George Russell (Sid James) in Series 2, Episode 2
Gabrielle resolves to get George to church
Gabrielle: "I think it's high-time George Russell saw the inside of a church."
Colonel Maynard: "Well that's very commendable my dear, but you don't stand a chance. Unless you either marry him or shoot him."in Series 2, Episode 2
Gabrielle refutes the theory of evolution
Gabrielle: "No, George, whatever you say, I cannot believe we come from apes."
Ralph: [Walks into room] "Morning."
Gabrielle: "On the other hand..."in Series 1, Episode 5