Series 1
1. Britain's Got Bloodmonkey
First broadcast: Monday 12th November 2012
Eve decides to enter her band into Britain's Got Talent. They're not very good but a misunderstanding could see her propelled to the final. Meanwhile, an anniversary get-away for Edgar and Wendy has surprises in store.
2. Mangina
First broadcast: Monday 19th November 2012
Edgar shows his true colours by running away and leaving his family for dead during a break-in at the house. Shamed, he resolves to man up and goes to his local gym, but decides taking steroids will be quicker and easier.
3. Dusty And The Real Girl
First broadcast: Monday 26th November 2012
Dusty surprises the family by bringing home a girl. An inflatable one. Wendy decides he needs a girlfriend so she hires him an escort - without exactly realising what that word really means.
4. Bank To The Future
First broadcast: Monday 3rd December 2012
Edgar decides it's time for his eldest son Dusty to finally make something of himself, but he's horrified when Dusty lands a job as a banker.
5. Edgar, Interrupted
First broadcast: Monday 10th December 2012
After getting slightly annoyed at work, Edgar is committed to a mental home by Ken.
6. My Big Fat Gypsy Knightmare
Never broadcast
Eve is worried that she'll become boring and suburban like her parents, so when she meets a gypsy boy it's the perfect opportunity to rebel.