Matt and Chloe are in the school play together and have to kiss. Chloe is excited, but Matt's nerves get the better of him. Chloe undergoes a sexy makeover to entice Matt but, when this has no effect, she and Matt together conclude he must be gay. Eventually, they discover he's not...

When Ollie gets his mobile phone stolen by a little girl, meanwhile, the shame affects his sex drive. Jas, however, takes steps to help Ollie regain his confidence.

Meanwhile, DK tries loads of stunts to buy his dream moped. He eventually gets enough money to fulfil his dream - just in time to crash into a newly "remasculated" Ollie...