Bromwell High
- TV sitcom
- Channel 4
- 2005
- 13 episodes (1 series)
Animated comedy about a group of students and their inept teachers at a South London comprehensive. Stars Nina Conti, Graeme Garden, Simon Greenall, Doon Mackichan, Stephen Mangan and more.
Quotes
These kids are like my children. Except I'm not banned from going within a mile of their houses.
Iqbal (Simon Greenall)
Ah, Mr.Bibb... I've seen the future, and it is porn, sharks and Nazis.
Iqbal (Simon Greenall)
Tolerance is for gays.
Latrina (Nina Conti)
Illegal? Kidnapping? Are you sure? This is polictical correctness gone mad.
Mr. Bibby (Graeme Garden)
On ways to save moneyFrom now on, no more coffee, you will only drink your own urine, like I do. [Gasps] In fact, you will drink my urine. [Gasps] And no more biscuits, you will eat only horses. [Gasps] And no more books, these kids can't read anyway.
Iqbal (Simon Greenall) in Series 1, Episode 1
The prize goes to Kylie for reminding us that it's easy to be tolerant to those we like, but true tolerance includes being nice to stinking ginger freaks!
Melanie Dickson (Tracy-Ann Oberman) in Series 1, Episode 1