Alan Carr prepares Channel 4 for 2014 with guests James Corden, Keith Lemon, Ben Cohen and Abbey Clancy. Plus live music from Tinie Tempah and Katy B.

Once again Alan and his celebrity guests run riot around Channel 4 HQ to bring in 2014 with unpredictable madness, party games and special guests appearing in various guises.

Guests include James Corden, Keith Lemon, Ben Cohen and Abbey Clancy. Plus live music from Tinie Tempah and Katy B.

Alan's pop school sketch

Following on from the success of Channel 4's Educating Yorkshire, cameras have ventured into Hornhill Academy for an all new series to take a look at some of their most troubling students.

Justin Bieber for example was once a promising young pupil, but now we see him hidden under a sheet, running from teachers in an attempt not to be questioned about his recent brothel visits.

Another student in particular, Miley Cyrus, seems to have caught the attention of the faculty due to her unique take on the school uniform, opting for flesh coloured underwear and a partially done-up tie. She also gets herself into trouble in wood work class by choosing to ignore her homemade jewellery box, and focusing instead on licking and tongue-flicking the tools.

And if that weren't enough, Miley's denial of smoking on school grounds is becoming tiresome, especially as the nicotine stains on her foam finger always give her away.

Hard action will enviably have to be taken if Miley's constant twerking of inanimate school objects doesn't soon come to an end; a recent escalated incident actually saw a helpless dinner lady become victim, as Miley appeared to have her in a corner, twerking away shamelessly while licking a soup ladle.