The Show What You Wrote. Image shows from L to R: Fiona Clarke, Gavin Webster. Copyright: BBC.

The Show What You Wrote

BBC Radio 4 sketch show written by the public. 12 episodes (3 series), 2013 - 2015. Stars Gavin Webster, Fiona Clarke, Helen Moon, Janice Connolly and others.

Series 3, Episode 3 - Crime and Punishment

Featuring some remarkably literal highwaymen, a door-to-door salesman who is in no way a conman, and an HR policy that shows it is always best to read the small print.

Broadcast details

Tuesday 22nd December 2015
BBC Radio 4
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Gavin Webster Various
Fiona Clarke Various
John Thomson Various
Guest cast
Shobna Gulati Various
Chris Jack Various
Writing team
Jon Hunter Script Editor
Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Writer
Graham Kilvington Writer
Helen Green Writer
Joe Hodgson Writer
Owen Seddon Writer
Emlyn Williams Writer
Steve Nelson Writer
Cassie Atkinson Writer
Tim Craig Writer
Sarah Glenister Writer
Jack Hall Writer
Dai Hill Writer
Rose Johnson Writer
Sean Lindsay Writer
Derek Martin Writer
Darshan Singh Writer
Production team
Ed Morrish Producer
Paul Sheehan Producer

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