Harry Hill rediscovers Britain's oldest sport, spoot.

Like all proper sports, it involves getting a ball through a hole, in this case in accordance with the rules found in the 4,000 page Book of Spoot. Exciting commentary, detailed analysis, controversial judging and lame continuity jokes will be provided by a selection of pundits and commentators. Listeners will soon pick up the simple complexity of the game's rules, and cheer on their favourites as they appear to be about to score a point.