When scruffy Scouser Leo Ricky Tomlinson, accosts careerist radio producer Katherine Martine McCutcheon in the street, sparks fly. Convinced she's being stalked, Katherine just can't shake him off. And she doesn't get any sympathy from chat show host Scott Clive Anderson, who wants know: "Why don't I have a stalker? I'm the star!"

So how does Leo know so much about Katherine? Is there more to this hairy old fella than meets the eye? And will Scott's crazy scheme for beating the traffic come off, or just land him in jail?