John Shuttleworth has invited musical guests to his lounge to sing one of his songs - and one of their own if they're lucky. This week it's Chas and Dave. But where's Dave?

John welcomes Chas Hodges from Chas and Dave into the lounge. Dave's AWOL. Has he heard that Mary won't allow jellied eels in the house or didn't he want to come?

Whatever the reason, Chas will have to perform on his own using John's trusty keyboard although, as he's been influenced by Jerry Lee Lewis, John warns him that he won't tolerate any feet on the keyboard.