Marcus Brigstocke invites Phill Jupitus to try a Findus Crispy Pancake, read his first Jane Austen novel, undertake a colonic irrigation and other such new experiences.

Food

Findus Crispy Pancake: 3/10

Fois gras: 7/10

Fois gras and pancake: 8/10

Pigs trotters: 10/10

Health

Colonic irrigation: 10/10

Other Careers

Being a Hairdresser (i.e. shaving someone's head): 10/10

Literature

Read some Jane Austin: 8/10

Vices

Drink some absinthe: No rating given (Phil was too knocked out by the drink)

Summary

Favourite was shaving the head of the audience member.