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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

BBC Radio 4 sitcom about space travel. 32 episodes (6 series), 1978 - 2018. Stars Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern, Peter Jones, William Franklyn and others.

The Quintessential Phase, Episode 2 - Fit The Twenty-Fourth

In which an alien race ask Tricia McMillan to work out their horoscopes, Arthur Dent gets some advice, and Ford Prefect discovers The Guide has become much more sinister.

Further details

Arthur tries to get advice from the oracles on Hawalius. When he finally decides to leave the planet, the space ship he is on develops a problem and crash lands.

Meanwhile, on Earth, the blonde American journalist Tricia McMillan meets the Grebulons. After seeing a report she did that attacked horoscopes, the Grebulons want her to come to Rupert to calculate their horoscopes in relation from their position on Rupert. Tricia decides to go along, providing she has exclusive rights to the story.

Back at The Guide's office, Zarniwoop makes Ford Prefect the new restaurant critic. Zarniwoop claims he plans to aim The Guide at families rather than hitchhikers. The horrified Ford beats up Zarniwoop and steals two cards from him, a Dine-A-Charge which allows him to charge food to the company and an Ident-I-Eze card which has Zarniwoop's I.D. on it.

Ford enters The Guide's artificial universe and discovers Zaphod, near a shack, claiming that he has been on his own for a month. Zaphod claims that the Presidency and the Krikkitmen were a distraction. To make things worse, Zarniwoop is a Vogon that has undergone plastic surgery. When Zarniwoop tries to apprehend Ford, Ford and his robot companion Colin jump out of a 23rd story window.

Broadcast details

Date
Tuesday 7th June 2005
Time
6pm
Channel
BBC Radio 4
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Simon Jones Arthur Dent
    Geoffrey McGivern Ford Prefect
    William Franklyn The Book
    Mark Wing-Davey Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Sandra Dickinson Trillian
    Rula Lenska Voice of the Bird
    Jonathan Pryce Zarniwoop
    Guest cast
    Andrew Secombe Colin the Robot
    Lorelei King Stewardess
    Saeed Jaffrey Old Man on the Pole
    Miriam Margolyes Smelly Photocopier Woman
    Roger Gregg Lift
    Roger Gregg Accountancy Bird
    Michael Fenton Stevens Accountancy Bird
    Michael Fenton Stevens Grebulon Lieutenant
    Danny Flint Accountancy Bird
    Philip Pope Grebulon Underling
    Writing team
    Douglas Adams Writer
    Production team
    Dirk Maggs Producer
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