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- May 2007
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A struggling writer, Simon has won awards for:
- The best use of the letter 'r' in a sentence
- Translating David Beckham's Autobiographies into Hutonti (the language of a minor African tribe (pop. 62)).
Simon's greatest desire is to meet someone who likes his writing. He is currently 29.
He lives and works in Cardiff, and enjoys his job as a professional strip-o-gram, specialising in wakes and barmitzvahs. You can also book him for hospital visits.