Well here we are. Sill waiting for the biggest day. Will be along soon I'm sure. In the meantime i'm writing down anything I think is funny. I'm often off on long holidays away from the UK and that in itself gives plenty of comedy material for a Brit.

Was born in London a long time ago. Attended school as we do and found it 'orible. The only teacher I like was Mr Sergent; the science teacher. I had the job of recording the temperature each day at school and took the thermometer home at weekends and holidays. Of course many of the statistic were simply made up at the last minute.

Got married; had kiddies. Got divorced.

In all had 4 long term relationships.

Fatima; muslim
Kathleen; catholic
Loraine; christian
Wara; buddhist

I've listened in on the discussions, repelled the conversion tactics and throughout all these trials I've remained an atheist. And an English one at that with a sense of humour; I hope!! Anyone that has traveled with an open mind will get my drift.

So back to the here and now. Still waiting!!