#268 Gulping Robot Toilets - Richard is hoping he will find his way into the Guinness Book of Records, but Norris Macwhirter is not answering his calls. His guest is making a return visit to RHLSTP after 7 and a half years (but will his hair reveal his success?) - it's the amazing Charlie Brooker. The conversation is predictably dark and disgusting incorporating Charlie's fury at a seven year-old who makes an amazing living opening boxes; trying to introduce his kids to The Young Ones; what the best pinball machine is; whether having sex with your best friend via computer game is cheating; the complexity of writing a choose your own adventure TV show; being born with an umbilical cord around your neck; and how you can kill sperm with urine. Plus the inevitability of nuclear war and whether all people over 45 need to die to save the world. It's good.

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