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Grett Binchleaf, Private Eye

Grett Binchleaf, Private Eye

The episodic adventures of Grett Binchleaf: the ham-fisted private detective with a crippling fear of pies. Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters - with no idea where the story will go next, or how their terrifying cliffhangers will be resolved.

Start at the first chapters:
Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs
Binchleaf Bedlam!
Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Missing Leg
Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens

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Published: 30th October 2017.   Length: 2 mins.   Size: 5.7mb

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

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Previous Episodes

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 12

29th May 2017.   44 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 12: The final chapter - in which everything is explained and no question is left unanswered... or is it? (Get...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 11

15th May 2017.   42 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 11: How can Grett's parents be alive, if they are definitely dead? What is the special magic thing that Grett...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 10

8th May 2017.   34 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 10: Who is Steve Bestfriend? What is the terrible secret about Grett's parents? Why does Alan Swizard feel inadequate to...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 9

1st May 2017.   42 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 9: How will Grett react to gaining god-like powers? Will UnderSpace be destroyed, or can Henrietta Pigg save it? What...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 8

24th April 2017.   49 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 8: How many sons does Grett Binchleaf have? Who are Smellerella and Pongybutt? What will Henrietta find in the realm...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 7

17th April 2017.   49 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 7: What is The Old Major's wicked plan, and who is he working for? How will Grett Binchleaf & Henrietta...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 6

13th March 2017.   64 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 6: How will Grett & Henrietta escape from the magical cave? Why is that mermaid reading a book? Who is...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 5

6th March 2017.   33 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 5: How will Grett and Henrietta escape the enormous rubber? Why is that lady transparent? Where is the Tree of...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 4

27th February 2017.   47 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 4: What will Grett find in the city of Bumshavia? What is the dangerous thing, and can Grett and Henrietta...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 3

20th February 2017.   34 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 3: Is Henrietta Pigg the chosen one? Or is it that insufferable pillock Grett Binchleaf? The Cucumber Man could tell...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-dark Chickens.

Chickens, Chapter 2

13th February 2017.   55 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 2: Whatever happened to Grett's son, Charlie? Who's that man holding the stick? Where did all those crisp packets come...

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Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 1.

Chickens, Chapter 1

6th February 2017.   49 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 1: While playing in her back garden, Henrietta Pigg falls down a well and finds herself in a mysterious magical...

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Grett Binchleaf and the Adventure of the Missing Leg.

The Missing Leg

12th September 2016.   47 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Missing Leg - RECORDED LIVE! A choose-your-own-Grett-adventure, recorded live at ManBuyCow & Friends. The audience (and Howard) guide Grett through his adventure, facing...

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Grett Binchleaf - Bedlam.

Bedlam

8th August 2016.   55 minutes.

Binchleaf Bedlam! A one-off Grett Binchleaf short story by Howard: How will Walk-Through-Wall-Man and his dimwitted sidekick, The Brick, escape from Jericho Asylum? And who is the mysterious supervillain known...

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 10

25th July 2016.   50 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 10: The final chapter, which ties up all the loose ends from this AND book one, leaving...

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 9

18th July 2016.   40 minutes.

What is Inuku's true plan? Is it just to make crabs go big? Does Grett have any chance of stopping him? Or will an unexpected spaceship turn up to help?

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 8

11th July 2016.   38 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 8: What happened to Grett after he opened the ancient sarcophagus? How was the universe created? And...

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 7

4th July 2016.   35 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 7: Where has Grett Binchleaf gone? Who is the queen of the rats? And who will get...

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 6

27th June 2016.   22 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 6: Who is the mysterious Steve Crabs? Why does he have a yoyo? And what does he...

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Grett Binchleaf.

Crabs, Chapter 5

13th June 2016.   25 minutes.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 5: Grett rushes to the British Museum to save his lost love, Arthur Pasti, from her sarcophagus...

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This show used to be known as The Adventures of Grett Binchleaf.

See also

The ManBuyCow podcast

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