Roisin Conaty and Tom Allen provide able assistance in a battle over who is going to change the TV remote control batteries. In the course of this world-changing episode you won't learn... whether Ben shouts 'Leamington' during sex; which is better: digestive or custard creme; and how many Blue Peters featured the dog Petra. You will hear... Matthew getting confused over which Tom is which; one of the Toms cracking an awful joke about buzzers; and the other one telling an entirely non-scary ghost story.

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