This week Danielle, Margaret and Michael are joined by Scott Capurro (American, gay, has appeared in Mrs. Doubtfire and Star Wars: Phantom Menace) and David Reed (Yorkshireman, straight, has appeared in The Penny Dreadfuls and in his own Shamblehouse). They tackle many issues - and this episode is essential listening for anyone broody, stuck down a well, sceptical about botox and trying to work out what to do with an injured bird. Also appearing is expert bagpiper Roddy and the knotty problems of stray dogs and Whoopee Goldberg.

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