Is it Capital or Capitol? Richard is delighted that the news has taken a dark turn as this is his chance to show the powers that be what a serious broadcaster he can be. I hope no puppets turn up to spoil it for him. They discuss the big acting role that Rich was born to play, Phil from Time Team's grotty hat, whether huge penises have any place in children's broadcasting and how the EU is being punished for kicking us out. Plus way more birthdays than feel comfortable and the return of a character who makes Trump look like he lacks self-confidence. And a Hootenanny to see us out. What's not to love?

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