A final fictional peek inside New Broadcasting House. Head of values Ian Fletcher finds an audience of journos awaiting his daily folding bicycle befuddlement following alleged spendthriftery in his former role. Inside, a new female Newsnight anchor is deemed too racy for BBC2, revealing some less savoury Reith-era attitudes lurking in the production gallery. Elsewhere, PR-droid Siobhan unveils a new app-happy BBC logo. If you've not caught up on the series yet, imagine the BBC through Paul Dacre's Oculus Rift headset.