Mock The Week - Unlikely Personal Ads

Here are some tips of things to avoid putting on your dating profile.

Mock The Week - Unlikely things to hear on Dr Who

These are some lines unlikely to be in the scripts of Doctor Who.

Mock The Week - Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial

Here's some things you won't hear on those TV adverts.

Milton Jones interview

Milton Jones on BBC Breakfast to talk about his tour, shirts and hair. He tells Charlie and Louise that he often doesn't write his material until he has booked a date in a trial venue.

View this clip on the BBC website

Mock The Week - Unlikely things to hear on Crimewatch

Milton Jones, Chris Addison, Andy Parsons, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan and Hugh Dennis suggest unlikely things you could hear on Crimewatch.

Dave's One Night Stand - Milton Jones shows some pictures

Milton Jones delivers some of his trademark one-liners via the medium of some pictures.